“…Please, borrow me (sic) your biro.” You’ll hear them say. “Have your biro, thank you.” you won’t hear. I have the feeling some of these people have a collection of pens they ‘forgot’ to return at banks. Continue reading Annoying people you can’t take to the Bank
After a session, if she’s not satisfied, then you have to get back to it until she kneels down in front of you to thank you for the way you ‘handled her.’ I advised the wives to take their husbands to heaven… But you guys … Continue reading How to stay SUCCESSFULLY married to a Nigerian Woman
Learn to appreciate your husband. No matter the little he does, learn to appreciate him. Go and learn his Oriki (praise singing) from his mum if you have to but do it. Find it easy going on your knees to appreciate him. Continue reading #TBT – How to stay SUCCESSFULLY married to a Nigerian Man
I’ve just discovered a formula that will reduce the mortality rate of women from whatever figure it is to below 5% and YES! I said it. Continue reading #TBT – A Woman’s Life-Saver
Mr Edoho had no time for sissies and weaklings. So when his wife gave him twin boys five years ago, they were already sentenced to a life of toughness. Continue reading #TBT – Don’t Try This At Home!
Now, I won’t bother going into details but there was something about that babe… Those beautiful, dreamy eyes; the small, round mouth, the hourglass figure… She had the perfect height, perfect shape, perfect complexion… She was simply PERFECT! Continue reading #TBT – WOW… EWWW…
I couldn’t believe my eyes when she entered. I had not seen her in over 6 years, nor had she crossed my mind in over 4. She wasn’t even a friend, she was a friend’s friend so we just used to say ‘Hi’ back then. But man, was I happy to see her. She was short the way I like them and well “endowed.” Continue reading #TBT – A Tale of a cold…cold Night
For as long as mankind existed,one of the most asked question has been; “What exactly do Women Want?” Continue reading #TBT POST – COMPLICATION CALLED… WOMEN